(with thanks to Dave Coverly and his Speed Bump cartoons)
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Denise Nesbitt's ABC Wednesday has again reached the end of the alphabet.
Here we are, at Z .
With all the sad things happening -- Australia's flood, Arizona's shootings, mortars flying over the Gaza Strip fence into Israel -- I need something funny for just one good laugh.
With all the sad things happening -- Australia's flood, Arizona's shootings, mortars flying over the Gaza Strip fence into Israel -- I need something funny for just one good laugh.
You too?
Try this:
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The Tao of Zen Judaism
The Tao of Zen Judaism
from the book EVE by Aurelio O'Brien http://www.evethenovel.com/
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
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Take only what is given.
Own nothing but your robes and an alms bowl.
Unless, of course, you have the closet space.
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There is no escaping karma.
In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote,
You never visited.
And whose fault was that?
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Let your mind be as a floating cloud.
Let your stillness be as the wooded glen.
And sit up straight.
You'll never meet the Buddha with posture like that.
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Wherever you go, there you are.
Your luggage is another story.
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To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle
Maintenance, do the following:
Get rid of the motorcycle.
What were you thinking?
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Learn of the pine from the pine.
Learn of the bamboo from the bamboo.
Learn of the kugel from the kugel.
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Be aware of your body.
Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind that not every physical sensation
Is a symptom of a terminal illness.
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Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget these simple things and attaining Enlightenment
Will be the least of your problems.
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The Tao has no expectations.
The Tao demands nothing of others.
The Tao does not speak.
The Tao does not blame.
The Tao does not take sides.
The Tao is not Jewish.
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Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip, joy.
With the second, satisfaction.
With the third, Danish.
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The Buddha taught that one should practice loving-kindness
To all sentient beings.
Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being
Who happens to be Jewish?
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To Find the Buddha, look within.
Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.
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Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?
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Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have? Bupkis.
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Thanks for this laugh, Dina. I agree, we can't only focus on the tragedies. My version of "Wherever you go..." is: I am never lost; I am always here. Great fun!
ReplyDeleteLovely, love the final and so Jewish bupkis!
ReplyDeleteSo very much on the same wave length as mine this week - you will find it amusing I think!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for contributing - you are so right, we all need a break from the harsh reality of life at times.
Denise
ABC Team
Made me smile. We call our GPS Lady Samantha and frequently talk back to her
ReplyDeleteAn Arkies Musings
Wonderful! I could hear Woman saying it.
ReplyDeleteI love the word bupkis
ReplyDeleteROG, ABC Wednesday team
I am definitely a no-Zen person, but this was very funny!
ReplyDeleteI have this book on my TBR stack.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh...
Oh Dina! This is just TOO good! I really needed a few laughs today and I thank you for that. See you in Round 8, I hope! :D
ReplyDeleteI did a similar thing with some comic strips...Needed a smile in the midst of all the tragedy.
ReplyDeleteHilarious but what are kugel and bupkis?
ReplyDeleteOh how much in need this is. Can't find me favourite though; the cartoon image in incredible.
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing Happiness. Please have a good Wednesday.
daily athens
Oh too too funny, Dina. I love this! That Zen GPS is so me. I must show this to Art.
ReplyDeleteFabulous, Dina. I have to send my Jewish husband a link to this post. (His computer lives in a different room from my computer - they're happier that way.)
ReplyDeleteI needed a good laugh 'long about now. I've been dwelling on the disaster in Australia. There is nothing Zen about dwelling on disaster, but many sentient beings are being lost.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
Humor is G*Ds gift to the Jewish People!
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Zen jokes from Jerusalem. What a great way to start the day. Let's see where Zen and the GPS take me today. Will they or won't they direct me to work???
ReplyDeleteStill laughing,
Jan
Greensboro, NC
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFun post, and yes, it's important to find the smiles even during the hard times.
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This was not bupkis. Thanks for the laughter that was so needed!
ReplyDeleteHelenMac, ABC team
Shalom all, glad we could share a laugh together.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad this got my Buddhist friend Kay's approval too.
Ann, kugel is a delicious noodle casserole, either sweet or savory.
Bupkis is Yiddish for absolutely nothing.
ROFL!
ReplyDeleteThe last one is my favourite!
ReplyDeleteMy grandmother would have loved those, she had a great liking for Jewish humor. I wish I could share with her.